Bloody Octopus
the result of violently rubbing the male genitalia against a gl-ss surface, such as a window or sliding gl-ss door, of which the victim is on the opposite side. when pressed against the gl-ss, the genitals are said to resemble an octopus in an aquarium. the violent nature of the rubbing motion is meant to break the skin and render the octopus ‘bl–dy.’ flesh moistened by blood will create a squeaking sound when moved against the gl-ss, generating what is known as the “cry of the bl–dy octopus.”
jeremy was being a jerk, so i gave him and his lady a bl–dy octopus through his sliding gl-ss door from the porch.
when a guy does not want to sleep with a girl because it is known that she is on her period
bill: man, why don’t you sleep with gayle tonight? she looks hot as h-ll dude.
jason: nah man, she’s got a bad case of the bl–dy octopus right now.
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