bloody skunk
a bl–dy skunk is the result of an act of rough -n-l s-x. the person receiving the -n-l s-x is left looking like a bl–dy skunk. a skunk is black and white, just like the fecal matter and -j-c-l-t-. this skunk is bl–dy because the rough -n-l s-x caused bleeding. the skunk is a skunk because it’s a b-tt and, well, b-tts smell.
he got that woman so crunked
she didn’t notice she got bl–dy skunked
he gave her a bl–dy skunk and immediately broke up with her afterwards. then he sent some pictures of it to her parents. they were not impressed.
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