bloody tampon eater
the art of putting marshmallows inside a girl’s tw-t, kicking and/or punching the tw-t until it bleeds, then pulling the marshmallows out and eating them, as if they resembled bl–dy tampons
guy 1: dude i was at tiffany’s house last night and i gave her the bl–dy tampon eater
guy 2: dudeeee, -stunned-, did you make her bleed heavily?
guy:1 yeah man, they looked like strawberries
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