bloody tickler
the pull string to a tampon outside of the stripper or exotic dancers thong, while she is grinding on your face. acting in a similar fashion as a felt tipped marker… but with blood.
my friends thought i was blushing after the stripper unknowingly tickled and grinded her bl–dy tickler on my face… turns out it was that time of the month.
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