bloody toothed squirrel
when a woman has an unkept v-g-n- like a 70’s penthouse pet with a front lawn that hasn’t been mowed in a year and is on her period. the tooth or teeth that you see is the tampon peeking out but can also be anything white that stands out quite nicely against the red. it may be some discharge or c-m or even a white head, perhaps a yeast infection or your favorite std. what is white and red all over? not a newspaper my bl–dy friend!
oh man i tried a 69 for the first time and all i saw was a bl–dy toothed squirrel!
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