BLOODY TWITCHING PUSSY MUSCLE
the act of mutilating a p-ssy muscle with a rusty nail,burnt coathanger,or any indiginous flawed metal object in use for home abortions..resulting in a spasm of the inner v-g-n- in addition to pouring blood and eventually death.
mary got knocked up by bobby and her friend told her about home abortions,she diligantly tried it and started screaming”oh my god, i got a blood twitching p-ssy muscle”soon after the incident she died,on her tomb ston it read “1982-2006-died of bl–dy twitching p-ssy muscle” this is a more than common act in middle north america,korea,parts of southern europe and the entirity of russia
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