Bloodylingus
the act or practice of orally stimulating the female genitalia… while the female is experiencing her period.
also known as: “earning your red wings”.
guy: “dude.. what’s all that red sh-t on your face?”
dude: “what? oh.. my girlfriend is on the rag, but i really owe her for blowing me for the entire superbowl. so i had to bust out the bl–dylingus.”
guy: “that’s f-cking disgusting! i knew there was a reason that i’m single.”
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