bloofer
a (female) vampire; most probably from a child’s mispr-nunciation of beautiful as in ‘bloofer lady’
“the child… gave as his reason for being away that a ‘bloofer lady’ had asked him to come for a walk… the wounds seem such as might be made by a rat or a small dog…” (bram stoker, ‘dracula’, ch. xiii)
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