bloogle balls
bloogle b-lls are a medical condition resulting from the frustration of attempting to google someone and getting either no dirt at all or a sea of results for a mult-tude of people with the same name as your googlee. often results from an underestimation of the popularity of the name you are searching.
“mmm, that dan roche at work is so foine. let’s google him.”
“ok… dannnn roooocchhe… ?!?!? results one to ten of two million!?”
“oh suck! bloogle b-lls!”
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