blook

a printed compendium of a blog, available in book form.
i’m not really sure why people would buy a blook when they can just read the blogs for free.
the male notion of ‘look’. an amalgam of ‘bloke’ and ‘look’: a half hearted glance or impatient scan of a general area whilst searching for an object but without specific focus or proper attention. a man will ‘blook’ for something, swear it isn’t there and a woman will look in the same place and it will have been there all along. related in root to ‘blisten’, the male version of listen.
‘sandra where’s my hacksaw? i left it in the shed and it’s gone’
‘did you look properly or did you blook?’
‘i looked properly i’m not stu….oh it’s here.’
the condition of becoming a moody mary or negative nancy because of having a th-lly.
naplam has really been a blook lately.
dripping v-g-n-, c-nt, p-ssy

uber b-tch
don’t be such a blook.
give me your blook
a person who is unnecessarily thought to be intimidating when really, she or he is a pretty nice person.
“but i can’t just go over and talk to her, she’s intimidating.”
“are you kidding me? she’s the nicest girl in the world…”
“i guess. she’s a total blook.”
a black guy who’s like an asian.
jermaine only eats with chopsticks, watches anime and practices karate all day. the kid is a blook.