Bloomfacts
the all knowing crew chief. any and all knowledge can be obtained through him no matter the topic.
“dude, i don’t know, ask bloomfacts”
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- blow boy
a gay wigger. a white male who wears a baseball cap backwards and dresses like a ghetto clown. the bill of the cap goes to the back so it does not get in the way while giving bl-w j-bs. a gay boy. earrings and baggy pants are optional. sally: “i swear there are no men […]
- Blow Fairy
to have the sensation that, while sleeping, feels like someone is performing oral on you. you would swear up and down someone was actually doing it, but when you wake up, there’s absolutely no mess leaving you to wonder if you got blown and the fairy cleaned/swallowed the mess. “dude, i swear to g– that […]
- blowjazzeled
giving a bl-wj-b with rhinestones in mouth (the kind that are sticky on back). you then -ssess the “finished” d-ck and a glowy, sparkled member is gleaming in the light mike: “dawg. why does is your d-ck sparkling?” doug: “dude, mich-lle blowjazzeled me so shiny”
- blow one's top
to loose one’s temper blow one’s top in context: serena williams blows her top, and her chance, at the us open (the guardian, 13 september 2009)