Bloomfield ice scraper


the process of de-icing a vehicle’s windows by urinating on the vehicle.
after breaking a plastic blade on the tiny glaciers that had formed around his car’s wipers, lenny whipped out his junk and cleared his windshield with a steaming bloomfield ice scr-per.

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