Bloomin’ Brown Rose
when you hook up with a chick for the first time, like right after the ruffies take hold, dustin diamond style and you test her -n-s for stress factors, find her breaking point.
just as it’s getting hot and heavy, jam your arm in her r-ct-m slowly all the way up to the elbow, sans lube, start pulling your arm out slowly while opening your fist like a blooming rose……a bloomin’ brown rose. repeat this manouver until walking is no longer a realistic endeavour.
a: “whachu know about -ss fistin’?”
prision inmate: “lots”
a: “oh yeah? you know a bunch eh?”
prison inmate: “yeah, i do, not a big deal”
d: “come on andy, don’t pretend like you’ve never had a bloomin’ brown rose?
a: “you guys are d-cks!”
m: “next time, we eat wiarton w-lly”
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