Blooming rose
when you are having -n-l intercourse with a female, and prior to -j-c-l-t–n, you strike her forcefully with a tazer to make her bowels tighten up increasing the pleasure on ones shaft
yo dog, i totally gave this sk-nk -ss b-tch a blooming rose last night.
when having s-x with a virgin, purposely pop her cherry, and then c-m on her bleeding v-g-n-. the blood coming out of the v-g-n- and mixing with the -j-c-l-t- resembles a blooming rose.
man, when i popped jenny’s cherry last night on the dinner table, i came all over her p-ssy and gave her a blooming rose, it was hilarious!
Read Also:
- Prudy Square
someone who is both prudish and square. its immature sound is deliberate; it may very well be used by younger people, or people who act younger than they are. it may be a generic insult as well; in other words, the person this is directed to doesn’t necessarily need to be a prude nor a […]
- Smagazine
a magazine compiled about smelly and saggy people. “that chair is so smaggy, it should totally be in smagazine”
- small penisitis
a common condition that occurs in males. hey bro,you should have that checked out… i think you have small p-n-sitis!
- smarl
a smarl is a dog’s smile that looks like a snarl. dalmatians are famous for smarling, but other dogs, such as jack russell terriers, sometimes do it too. the smarling dog lifts his or her top lip up and shows the fangs, but the teeth are closed. the eyes look kind and the ears are […]
- Man Wife
a man’s non-h-m-s-xual guy friend that acts like a wife. constantly checking in with him and wanting to know every little detail about everything he does. usually ends up knowing more than the real wife. wife: “your man wife is on the phone again, he needs his 30 minute update” husband: “great! i can tell […]