Bloomington Party Pooper
meet an attractive lady at a party. take her to a private area. f-ck her in the -ss hoping that some sh-t comes out on your d-ck. wipe sh-t off c-ck with either hand. then on the way back to the party gently stroke the back of her head depositing her own sh-t in her hair. hope everyone sees this and she starts running away crying.
hey dan did you see that girl with sh-t in her hair at the party?? some genius must have given her the old bloomington party p–per. yeah… it was me.
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