Bloomkin
taking from the word “blumpkin” a “bloomkin” is when you receive a handy from a girl in cl-ss while cl-ss is in session.
this is usually done during a presentation or when watching a movie. the prime opportunity is when the lights are off or when no one can see.
during the presentations frank got a bloomkin from the girl sitting next to him who had a boyfriend and he still stayed with her.
when you’re getting a bl-w j-b and eating an outback steakhouse blooming onion.
guy 1: what did you do last night?
guy 2: well this sl-t came over and gave me a bloomkin. it was delicious and refreshing!
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