Blooterus


a chemical combination consisting of a woman’s uteral lining and blood as a result of her period accompanied by intercourse. often described as black gummy bears in folklore.
dude 1- yooo dude what’s that black sh-t all over your b-lls?

dude 2- oh yeah, that’s just some left over blooterus that splattered on me after having s-x with mah girl.

dude 1- oh word? i feel you.

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