blork
a term “created” by the character guido carosella (aka ‘strong guy’) from the marvel comic book x-factor in the 1990s. it denotes a self-absorbed person that is ignorant of the world around him but is not a “stupid-head.”
“guido, is that guy a blork?”
“him? nah, he’s a stupid-head, blorks are much more self-absorbed. remind me to hit him later.”
the sound a wet fish makes when it hits a sold surface
colina went blork as she fell on the ground
a blog network, featuring multiple blogs offering categorized information on a common subject or theme.
i need you to get online and find a blork that will give us the widest and most objective info and public feedback on all the different features of this year’s new cars.
switching up some vocabulary (from the f-bomb) for everyone who doesn’t want to offend, but …
1. needs an expletive to just fill in between socially and religiously acceptable words or phrases currently used in the english language.
2. must emphasize the content of a statement or express a relatively unpleasant feeling or wish.
3. would like to relate something relatively pleasant.
1. (example: i can’t blorking believe that blorking blork blorked me over and i didn’t blorking know it until i was totally blorked.)
2. (example: i am so blorking mad. that blorking blork left me standing in the blorking rain and stood me the blork up.)
3. (example: i can’t blorking believe how blorking great that blorking dinner and subsequent blork was.)
a messed up p-ssword for retared bf1942 noobs
noob: the p-ssword is blork
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