blot a bum hole
this is when you have that pre-sh-t feeling of having a damp b-m hole… to ‘blot a b-mhole’ is when you don’t actually need the sh-t (yet), but do need to address the dampness of the said b-m hole with a kitchen towlet or similar.
frank: “mate, i’ve got a damp b-m hole.”
john: “here’s a napkin… go blot a b-m hole.”
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