blotch
wet flatulence, or the mark thereof in one’s underwear. unexpectedly or accidentally emitting liquid or solids with the gas. (similar to skidmark, which may also relate to poor wiping technique.)
dad:
joe: “did you get any on you?”
dad: “yes, i believe i may have blotched.”
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a combination of blood and crotch equals blotch!
typically utilized in online fps shooters to bl–dy ones crotch by repeatedly shooting their crotch until it bleeds.
omg! did you see amy’s pants, it had one h-ll of a nasty blotch stain!
after little timmy beat him down, he followed it up with a humiliating blotch!
prominent discoloration on the glans of the p-n-s. often occurs due to sunburn, skin cancer, lipstick or a s-xually transmitted disease.
doctor: “gus, that blotch on your p-n-s is due to a bad case of herpes. rub this ointment in, and you will feel better”.
someone with blond pubic hair
example- paris hilton is a stinky hoe blotch!
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