blow career
top definition
a phrase used to describe the actions of someone who gives copious amounts of oral s-x, well above what most people would consider an average amount for a s-xually active person. as job is to career, so bl-w j-b is to blow career–someone who gives “blow careers” has almost taken oral s-x to an extreme level, pursuing it as if there’s some sort of reward in the afterlife for people who give that much head.
man, suzie went down on the entire football team at the party last week. that girl doesn’t just give bl-w j-bs–she’s got a blow career!
i thought my last girlfriend was good about oral, but this girl i’m seeing now comes out of nowhere with it sometimes. i get head two, three times a day without asking, like it’s her blow career.
dude, i feel sorry for tyrone. his -ss went to prison and b-tched out, and now he’s got himself a blow career on the inside.
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