Blow Dance
instead of getting a lap dance from a skinny girl, u get a lap dance from a bigger/husky girl and while her back side is turned to you, she lets a round of queefs in your face.
guy one: dude im going to go get a lap dance.
guy two: screw that im goin to get a blow dance!
guy one: what the h-ll is a blow dance?
guy two: i’ll tell ya this, dont smell me after i get one.
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