Blow job brain
when a man becomes so stupid from receiving bl-w j-bs that he is financially irresponsible and easily taken advantage of…
wife, “if i happen to die and you collect on my life insurance, don’t succ-mb to bl-w j-b brain from all the money hungry ho’s out there. be smarter than that.”
husband , “do i look that stupid?”
wife, “yes.”
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