Blow Job Philanthropist
(noun)
{1} a celebrated member of society, whom receives no compensation for voluntary duties, which include, but are not limited to, orally extracting s-m-n.
{2} a person who increases the well-being of mankind by performing the act of f-ll-t– without reciprocity.
{3} a married woman who generously doles out bl-w j-bs to the neighborhood teenage males, because she no longer has s-x with her wealthy, balding and overweight husband.
did you know that todd’s mother used to be the #1 bl-w j-b philanthropist this side of the mississippi?
rachel is a true american; she hasn’t charged me once for a bl-w j-b.
mrs. dornpith is a foxy cougar; i know this because she gave me a blumpkin while mr. dornpith quietly napped by the pool.
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