blow monkey


person who is very fond of powder cocaine
yeah, he does a lot of it, he’s a real blow monkey.
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when one loads their -ss full of water with a garden hose and fiercely lets it release.
howie got kicked out of the fire department for shooting blow monkeys on multiple occasions.
meaning one who blows monkeys.
daniel is good at being a blowmonkey expert.
a dealer of cannibus who travels to the requested destination in order to make the transaction. in order to avoid detection customers say can i have a taxi
“can i have a taxi”
he replies yes or no.
he deals in scores £20

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