Blow Your Dick Off
experiencing something so splendid that it’s beyond mind blowing. something so amazingly out of this world, it can only be expressed by comparing the subject to having your d-ck blown….off (in the best way)
have you tried karen’s tiramisu? it is so good, it’ll blow your d-ck off!
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