blowdog
the blowdog is synonomous with salty dog.
the blowdog has been known to coerce college chums into finishing whisky by exchanging pulls.
the blowdog invented hi-low red black with tequilla shots.
the blowdog blacks out for fun.
the blowdog makes money grow on trees.
the blowdog has iron lungs.
the blowdog was known in champaign-urbana for maintaining the largest bar tab.
you know you pulled a blowdog last night and ordered triple whisky and c-kes?
you’d better go duck out at the library, blowdog is coming into town.
blowdog got me kicked out of yet another bar last night.
the act of receiving a bl-w j-b while eating a hot dog
i was getting a blow dog and i saw g-d
i got a blow dog yesterday and i told my friend max about it and it blew his mind.
me: yo i got a blow dog yesterday
max: whoa that’s so intense you literally blew my mind.
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