blowhole (whale)
blowhole
a large mammal that outdraws others in poker.
your friend plays poker often. unfortunately he makes horrible decisions that work out for him. this friend may have a birthmark on his bald head that looks like a blowhole (whale.) when he outdraws you on the river with the one card in the deck to hit a straight flush, you’ve been blow-holed.
you rivered me again! you blowhole (whale)!
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