blowing a gasket
when you take a dump and the t-rd is so m-ssive, that you tear a small rift in your sphincter.
oh man, i just took a huge dump and then it started to bleed. i think i just blew a gasket!
blowing a gasket is really natures way of telling you to eat more fiber and drink more coffee
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