blowing air up my ass
similar to the phrase “blowing smoke up my -ss” but telling a person a lie to avoid telling the truth. this is especially done when caught in the wrong or other compromising positions.
“jim caught his wife with another man at mcdonalds; they were holding hands and everything!”
“really, what happened?”
“well she started trying to say the guy was just a friend”
“seriously?”
“yep, i heard jim kicked her -ss to the curb, now she’s staying with her ‘friend’ at his place.”
“man doesn’t that beat all.”
“yes sir. i don’t know how he’s handling it so well… i would kill my wife if she was cheating on me, and then tried blowing air up my -ss.”
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