Blowing Mouth Dog
a type of “working dog”; is trained to blow into the “ignition interlock” system that people charged with drunk driving have to install into their vehicles for it to operate. this system requires the operator to blow into the machine periodically through the course of a drive.
a blowing mouth dog (bmd) can fulfill this duty with some simple training. most bmds are from the local pound as they need to be willing to circ-mvent the law.
is that a seeing eye dog? mine is a blowing mouth dog. he helps me drive around town when i have had a few drinks.
Read Also:
- bathroom backlash
when someone in a public restroom (especially at work) gets angry at the lack of cleanliness/maintenance and purposely trashes the place by throwing paper towels on the floor etc. co-worker 1: wow! is the janitor on vacation this week? the bathroom on the first floor is a total mess. co-worker 2: totally! i was so […]
- Duig
a s-x kitten. all you ever wanted and what you always desire. b1: i’m h-rny b2: you should spend some time with duig.
- Farmhouse Mature
adjective used to describe a n-b which hasn’t been washed in other a week, thus making the cheese ‘farmhouse mature’ antoine: fancy a sh-g? courtney: jeeze antoine, your n-bs farmhouse mature, i ain’t touching that sh-t
- Farndazzle
an astonishing act of uncoordinated clumsiness that usually results in f-cking things up and people laughing. may happen very quickly or in embarr-ssingly slow motion. “wow, that was a farndazzle if i’ve ever seen one.” “nice farndazzle, loser.”
- Kekkaishi
yoshimori and tokine are just your average kids who go to the same school together and they also happen to be neighbors. during the day they go their separate ways, but at night they both have to go protect the land of karosumari. a job p-ssed down to them from generations of kekkaishi in both […]