Blowing the sprinkles off the cupcake


the action of when a first-time toker cannot hold in his first hit of dank, and soon after coughs so violently/recklessly that they spill the bowl.
me: “alright man, the number one rule to chiefing is to not, under any circ-mstances, spill the bowl”

him: -coughing-“holy sh-t dude, it burns”

me: “the number one rule, what was it?”

him: “sorry bro, i’m not good at this.”

me: “it’s common-f-cking-sense, don’t cough on other people’s sh-t. if i asked you to hold my cupcake while i tied my shoe, and you had to cough, would you cough on my cupcake?”

him: “no, i’d hold it away from my face and cough.”

me: “well there you go, how about you do that instead of blowing the sprinkles off the cupcake!”

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