blowjob diet
a diet consisting of no meat or other proteins, and plenty of fruit, honey and other sweet foods, in order to make your sperm taste sweet. knocks out a woman’s main excuse not to swallow your load.
tom: “wanna go and get a couple of big macs?”
dan: “no can do, i’m on a bl-wj-b diet”
man: “you gonna swallow tonight honey?”
woman: “eww, no, it tastes disgusting”
man: “today’s your lucky day, i’ve been on a bl-wj-b diet”
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