Blowjobligation
having a bl-wj-b in exchange for goods, favours, services, etc
buying dinner for a future bl-wj-bligation
3 more definitions
when a woman is morally obligated to give a bl-wj-b.
generally, this occurs if:
– the male has asked for a bl-wj-b
– the male has allowed the female to spend time with him
– the male is h-rny
male: “ok, jaimie, i have listened to your f-cking story about your day, now you are bl-wj-bligated to get on your knees and get to work.”
female: “but… i don’t want to…”
male: “you don’t have a choice; it’s your bl-wj-bligation.”
female: “oh, you’re right. ok.”
the unspoken obligation a woman has to her man to provide oral. this act is in reciprocation for exceptional behavior, surprisingly pleasant acts of kindness, or prolonged period without the experience of a bl-w j-b.
girl: i love the flowers! they are my favorite!
boy: now it’s time for you to fulfill your blowj-obligation! (begins to unzip jeans)
a bl-w j-b to forgive transgressions
after a nightmare weekend with suzie’s insane f-cking family she accrued quite a store of bl-w j-bligations.
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