blowjobs after marriage
n. synonym for bigfoot.
bl-wj-bs after marriage are like bigfoot: you hear stories, occasionally you see pictures, but you never experience it for yourself.
do not exist.
don’t marry her, dude. there are no bl-wj-bs after marriage.
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