blowmad


a nomadic blow-ho traveling from region to region tracking the phallus as it migrates across the great plains.
a blowmad is a connoisseur of p-n-s. you can spot a blowmad by their phallus tracking skills. blowmads will always be looking around the room and following the migrations of meat popsicles.

guy 1: you see that woman over there?
guy 2: yeah…
guy 1: dude, she’s a total blowmad.
guy 2: a blowmad?
guy 1: yeah, she’s blown every dude this side of the mississippi.

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