blowmobile
a person whose primary responsibility in life is to follow around a vip and provide on-demand bl-wj-bs as well as offering other on-demand orifices for the vip’s meat missile. often the person is not on a payroll but receives perks, gifts, and enjoys the privilege of being part of the entourage. achieving the rank of blowmobile to a vip is often considered the pinnacle rank in sk-nkdom.
how the h-ll did that woman get courtside playoff seats?! oh, that’s another one of amar’e stoudemire’s blowmobiles…
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