Blowtard
n. a person who is less intelligent than the average r-t-rd, but is smarter than the average f-cktard.
intelligent people > average people > r-t-rds > blowtards > f-cktards.
1:a c-kehead of usually the younger female, although can be male, persuasion who is convinced and will attempt to convince others that they are addicted to cocaine when they only do it rarely or at large parties.
2: a generally annoying younger c-kehead
g-d, amy is such a blowtard, she hardly ever did cocaine and now shes in rehab.
teevee commentator reliant on the force of his voice rather than the strength of his thoughts.
sean hannity, chris mathew, rush limbaugh and lou dobbs are all blowtards.
amalgamation of “blowhard” and “r-t-rd,” most thoroughly personified by governor rick perry of texas.
did you hear what that texas governor rick perry said about global warming being a hoax to line the pockets of scientists? if not you’ll undoubtedly hear it again, that blowtard loves the sound of his own voice.
bloviating r-t-rd
keith olbermann is a blowtard, see:
www.olbermannwatch.com
anyone who is so r-t-rded they will suck anyone’s d-ck who ask them.
he’s such a blow tard.
a guy that or girl sniffs cocaine and acts r-t-rded ,or a gay guy or girl that is addicted to giving bl-w j-bs.
chris c-cker sure is a hot blowtard! or that blowtard sniffed up all our cocaine .
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