blowtox
the art of blowing a d-ck until it is wrinkle-free and smooth
blowtox me until my d-ck looks like it came from the dry cleaner
verb: the act of taking a male -rg-sm in the face (also known as a facial or a c-mshot) for stictly cosmetic purposes.
noun: using s-m-n on the face as a skin care regimen to tighten and revitalize skin, minimizing the apearance of wrinkles and fine lines.
v. “i was going down on jake the other day and he totally gave me blowtox.”
n. “mary, you’re skin looks so fresh and taut. what’s you’re secret?”
“blowtox.”
when a person has had so much c-m on their face that it no longer moves when they smile.
james: did you see that bukakke movie the other night?
john: yeah man that chick got blowtox alright!
when your mouth wrinkles are looking like a hound dog from so much bl-w j-bs which requires blowtox for wrinkle filler.
“dann, you need to stop giving so much head or get yourself some blowtox for those blow wrinkles around your mouth”!
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