Blue Balled ePirate


a person who spends countless hours on the internet downloading illegal content such as music and movies only to never watch or listen to it.
john: have you watched all 7 seasons of the gilmore girls?

ray: i’ve never seen a single episode.

john: then why did you download 15 gigs of shows?

ray: i figured someone might want to watch them some day.

john: dude you’re such as blue balled epirate.

ray: want to listen to some c&c music factory?

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