Blue Balls
the excrutiating pain a man receives when his b-lls swell to the size of coconuts because of lack of s-x, unfinished bjs, and just not c-mmin when he knows he should.
cure: just wack it man!! or get your woman to help you out and do the job right. it’s that simple to make the horrible pain go away.
note to all women,
never never never give your man blue b-lls…its the worse pain he will ever feel in his life and he never deserves it…well, almost never…
when polly wont finish off your cracker
a painful condition when a man has been profoundly s-xually stimulated but not allowed to -j-c-l-t-, leaving his b-lls feeling heavy and sore. it is my mission to relieve this unpleasant phenomenon.
his girlfriend had left him with blue b-lls, so i took pity on him and sucked him off until he came in my mouth. we both felt better after that.
when a guy is driven to extreme s-xual arousing without -j-c-l-t–n.
the effect is a dull pain in the t-st-cl-s that lasts for at least three hours.
the only cure is to beat one off, but this can also be painful, as it hurts to disturb the area.
the best known method is to simply go to bed and sleep it off.
sharon rubbed her -rs- on my c-ck for ages. she wouldn’t sh-g me, so i went home with blue ball.
arousal of the p-n-s without -j-c-l-t–n, causing discomfort in the lower abdomen. similar sensation to being kicked or hit in the tescticles.
she left me with a throbbing b-n-r, man do i hate having blue b-lls.
blue b-lls happens when your with someone, kissing or something, and you are aroused for a long period of time, but you never -j-c-l-t-. your b-lls may get bigger, or even shrink a little, and there is a slight bluish greyish color sometimes.
the pain is pretty bad. if you walk around, your b-lls and stomach hurts, but for a long time. it feels like you were kicked in the nuts, like when you get that stomach hurting feeling after being kicked there.
to cure: have your partner finish you, or (g-d forbid), you gotta jack off. without c-mming, your b-lls can hurt for awhile. you gotta be careful not to go to fast because it hurts. important: this is kinda funny, but when you jack off after having blue b-lls, you will c-m so much!! when i dont got blue b-lls, i c-m like one solid piece, but with bllue b-lls i shot out like (no kidding), 5 good, solid shots. be ready. kinda like a cheap p-rno.
you: after jenna came over, we kissed for awhile, but she left before we could do it.
friend: man, that sucks.
you: yeah, and i got a serious case of blue b-lls.
when you’re close to -rg-sm but then you stop cause your parents are coming. felt in the b-lls and partially in the taint
oh ya, here it comes…-walking noises- oh no my parents -zip-
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