Blue Balls Back Rub


an extended, often elaborate array of male-on-female foreplay that fails to end in copulation. the common opening move is for the man to offer the woman a back rub, followed by a series of maneuvers that may or may not include a leg m-ssage, teasing of the upper -ss around the pantyline, a slight grazing of the sideb–b, and as a last resort some aggressively handsy spooning. crippling, fetal-position blue b-lls often results, remedied only by vigorous, albeit lonely and pathetic masturbation.
“you get some from the old lady last night?”

“nope. nothing but a blue b-lls back rub.”

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