blue balls bailout
when a friend has s-x with you for the sole purpose of relieving you of your prolonged case of blue b-lls.
he hasn’t had s-x in months, you should give him a blue b-lls bailout.
when a close friend has s-x with someone – but only to cure their blue b-lls.
david had extreme blue b-lls. he couldn’t even sit down from the excruciating pain. “c’mon, joe,” david asked his roommate. “you gotta give me the blue b-lls bailout!” joe had agreed only because david had given him some bing on thursday. david sat down in a chair, naked. he spread his legs and joe bent over. joe began stroking his d-ck until it became hard and when it did, joe started sucking him off. his b-lls jiggled from the hard succ and he had c-mmed. joe spat out the c-m. joe put his clothes back on but david didn’t. “maybe we could try -n-l?” david said.
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