Blue balls festival
1. a sausage convention where people compete for the biggest weiners by
stroking their d-cks until the b-lls achieve the color of blue.
2. a festival where musicians play erotic-sounding music by shafting each other with the ends of their saxophones and trumpets until their t-st-cl-s turn into the color of blue.
3. a music festival in lucerne, switzerland.
me: f-ck holmes your d-ck just poked me in the eye!
bal-a-balz: d-mn straight! i just won this year’s blue b-lls festival. u b-tches better recognize!
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