Blue Doosh


the blue tooth headset that is often seen sported by people walking down the street, in a coffee shop, and in client meetings. often -ssociated with those who think they are so cool that they can’t take off their blue-tooth headset, thus rendering them a blue d–sh.

typically a douchebag who has a blue tooth headset on.
-looking at someone sitting at the table next to you in a restaurant, with his left ear flickering-

“blue d–sh alert! that guy is wearing his blue d–sh.”

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