blue football
(n.) a xanax pill that is blue and shaped like a footbal (kinda). takes about ten of them to get off so i prefer four bars.
three bucks for blue footb-lls, f-ck that i never pay more than $2.
(n) – when your football team brings you so close to victory, but f-cks it up at the last minute.
“oh man, i have blue footb-lls – the vikings were playing so well, but they just lost it against the saints.”
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