blue-footed shmowlguin


a blue-footed b–by bred with an owl, shmonkey, and penguin.
the blue-footed shmowlguin was dancing on one foot along the creekside wearing a sombrero saying “eat mor chikin” and “hug the tree-nymphs!”

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