Blue Funnel
pseudonym of 1lt jaclyn gill of the 94th bsb, 4th brigade, 10th mountain division, fort polk, louisiana. so named because she made some (bad) amateur p-rn in college and in one video, (after a bad bl-wj-b), swallows a guy’s load through a blue funnel inserted into her mouth, then wipes it out with her hands and licks it from her fingers. she is also a total b-tch who is the personification of incompetence, pure evil, and has a busted-looking rotten sn-tch.
person 1: “did you see the video where jackie drinks the j-zz through the blue funnel?”
person 2: “yeah, it made me puke so hard, my dog jumped out the window. blue funnel’s one disgusting b-tch.”
person 1: “i’d hit it.”
person 2: “yeah, with a stick maybe.”
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