Blue Jean Baptist
a youthful evangelical, usually with a goatee, who espouses the “come as you are” mentality in churches. these guys are near fascists when it comes to their belief that a necktie will block g-d’s power. in other words, if you wear a suit to church you will burn in h-ll. these guys can be seen wearing tight jeans and untucked shirts to church and like to carry a guitar in their chevy truck as to not appear unhip with the luscious little honeys that he wants to fondle when his wife is at the baptist ladies’ bible study/lunches.
mike beat an old man with a baseball bat today for shaving before coming to chuch. he is a militant blue jean baptist.
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