Blue Job
when a bl-wj-b is cut short, and ends in the unfortunate situation of blueb-lls.
she was blowing me pretty good, but got lockjaw when i was about to c-m. turned a great bl-wj-b into a lousy bluejob.
an unsatisfactory bl-w j-b that b-ms you out. very rare and commonly involves the overuse of teeth.
guy 1: hey man, you hook up with that girl last night?
guy 2: yeah, but she gave me a blue job.
a task which is always done by the man in a relationship. (pink jobs are done by the woman)
emptying the bins is a blue job in our household
it’s when she / he has a face like a glazed doughnut.
a blue job describes whats after a bl-wj-b
any kind of bl-wj-b that involves the use of blue food coloring.
“do you do fetish? ’cause i got this big thing for the color blue…”
“you mean like a bluejob? it’ll cost extra.”
“d-mn…”
pr-nunciation: “blüjäb” noun. etymology:bl-wj-b. same meaning except for the act is performed by a blue hair.
“the new guy was telling us about how he was at a party and was trolling for some prune-tang and ended up getting a killer blue job .”
when shes got a face like a glazed doughnut.
you know, after a blue-job, the crusty white sticky stuff on glazed doughnuts.
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